![]() ![]() Lamborghini – Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk Hardly Inflates Nobody’s Image (no comment).Lotus – Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious (again this is a real good car acronym because if you would watch Top Gear series you’ll get its meaning).Kia – Keep Inside Asia (i believe that Kia cars are even worse than Dacia Logans from Romania).Jeep – Just Eats Every Penny (and yes this car acronym is accurate, believe me!).Jaguar – Just A Guess U Are Rich (hah, driving european cars is awesome if you want to breathe something else than american auto).Isuzu – It Sucks, Unless Zero Used (good car acronym for those interested).Hyundai – Here’s Y U Never Drive An Import (nice game of words regarding to the funny acronyms for each brand).Hummer – Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources (and it really eats a lot of fuel from the world oil reserves :|).Honda – Had One Never Did Again (people are very inspired when it comes to funny acronyms).GMC – Got A Mechanic Coming? (another automotive world funny acronym for american auto).Ford – First On Rust and Deterioration (mmm another friend of mine came up with this car acronym for Ford because he went with his Ford Focus through a lot of trouble in the car service).Fiat – Failed Italian Automotive Technology (they build Ferrari but why can’t they make a proper car?).Ferrari – Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively (true true and their care of cars and customers is awesome).Dodge – Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater (it’s not a big problem for americans, see there are car acronyms for each brand).Daewoo – Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally (one of my friends has a Daewoo and it has its particular car care need).Chrysler – Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (well it was about time for us normal folks to digg in to those complex electronics).Chevrolet – Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time (hahaa, no comment! :D). ![]() Cadillac – Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions or Crazy And Dumbass Idiots Like Large American Cars(now these are a good example for a car acronym which describes perfectly this american auto).Buick – Big Ugly Indestructible Cat Killer (american classic, don’t sue me for exaggerated care of cars).See i’ve got a funny car acronym for each brand :D) Bmw – Bring More Women (bought by shallow image conscious stockbrokers. ![]()
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